Magician on my Porch

Nov. 6

like an hour and a half ago, i saw a wizard or something on my front porch, i think. i stepped outside and to my left was a man standing there in a suit with a holy glow and great skin (i was a little jealous, tbh). i waved to him, but he seemed to look right through me, looking at something far off in the distance. i put a Newport to my lips and took a puff, wondering who this weird person was. as soon as i lit it, though, he swung his gaze right towards me and snapped his fingers. i kid you not when i say this but the cigarette literally disintegrated and crumbled, falling out of and then away from my mouth. it kind of looked like ash, but even the ash disintegrated into even smaller bits, leaving nothing behind. i reached into my pocket to grab my pack, thinking it was just a defective one, but as soon as i opened it up, he snapped his fingers again and every last one in the case disintegrated like the one before. i was kind of freaked out, tbh, so i just turned around and went back into my apartment after that, and when i just looked out my window, i saw that he was still there. anyone else had any sort of experience like this? i'm kind of bugging about this whole situation. maybe i'm just tripping or something, but it was WEIRD. see ya

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